lie to me

[MisterTinkles]

Wants the waitress at the Pizza Hut

[southbiochem]

is the waitress at Pizza Hut

[Jovial]

Ate the pizza at the Pizza Hut

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Makes porn for a living...

[southbiochem]

wouldn't you like it

is an illiterate noob

[MisterTinkles]

Is a social boob

[Miles]

Is puffing on a doob

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Jealous of my long hair....

[southbiochem]

self-obsessed bastard

[MisterTinkles]

Ego-eccentric, juvenile, destabilized, drug cartel overlord