the statement I have just made is false.
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Lives on a tropical island.
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Thinks that Van Halen is a radiation belt.
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Always end a sentence with : "You want fries with that?"
You mean it isn't?
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Can do the work of two men - Laurel & Hardy!
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Was once mistaken for Kylie Minogue.
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Will lead the carol singing at Midnight Mass.
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