lie to me

[Beau]

^^ Logs off when I log in on purpose.

[monk]

Has been eaten by cannibals.

[Kat]

Monk hates his partner.

[Lalo]

^^Is actually Madonna, using an alternate identity to avoid being recognized on the web.^^

[Buffylo]

^^ Not in New Mehhico.

[Miles]

Totally rides around on a Segway.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is actually the Wolf in Sheep's clothing....

[Buffylo]

Actually refuses to use medieval devices such as bows and arrows.

[Beau]

^^ Thinks diesels are rubbish

[Buffylo]

Crops his hair so short his scalp bleeds.