Absolutely hates to hug - Don't do it, I swear he will stampede and break your legs or something don't even LOOK like you might hug him
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His crystal ball is actually just a magic 8 ball that always displays 'ask again later'.
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Hmmmm.
Speaks 23 dead languages and barely speaks English.
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Runs around handing out "will you date me?" cards to every attractive man he sees.
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Is actually a monk from medieval times posting via quill and paper
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Is still in the chat room.
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