Smurf Pick-up Lines

[GossamerMoon]

Don't be blue, I'll go with you...

Wanna see what's under the hat?

(I'm just want to see what someone will make of the obvious joke!)

[Blue]

Too obvious, but just which Smurf is the dick head?

"Are you blue everywhere? Can I see?"

[snugsy]

" they don't call me spicy smurf for my skills in the kitchen "

[GossamerMoon]

"Are you blue everywhere? Can I see?"

Are you blue all the way to your toes?

...So, what DO you call blue-balls on a Smurf? Or do they even HAVE balls? They flirt w/Smurfette, but baby smurfs comes for the moon!...

[RockerBlocks]

Hahahaha. I can just picture this happening in one of their movies and all the kids gasping.

Those little freaky blue things. Hahaha

[Rainbowmum]

You are so hot my balls are turning purple:biggrin:

[Miles]

Hey smurfy, why don't we go back to my smurf and i can smurf you in your smurf and maybe you can smurf me in my smurf?

[GossamerMoon]

That's smurfin' fantastic!

[GossamerMoon]

Our pants all smurf the same...

[Blue]

"Are you blueberry flavored? Can I taste to find out?"