Not That Anyone Cares But...

[trywait]

not that anyone cares but it's been 3 days since I heard from someone

[Miles]

ntacb I'm a sniveling fucking coward.

also sniffling. Like actual cuz there's bad boogers in me

[trywait]

not that anyone cares but I doubt miles is a cowardly lion?

[Evan88]

not that anyone cares but it's been 3 days since I heard from someone

Ntacb...call him maybe or he will think you lost interest :eek:

[austin]

Ntacb.. its friday everyone..Time for party mode!!!!

[mbennet35]

Ntacb I'm up early.

[Evan88]

Ntacb...it's already dark but i have to buy something at the grocery

[trialbyerror]

Ntacb...it's already dark but i have to buy something at the grocery

N T A B C B
May I suggest a cucumber, preferably a rather LARGE one?

I can give you at least 10 reasons why a cucumber is waaaaay better than a man, by the way..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

1. Bigger is better.

2. Cucumber is always ready, men, not so much.

3. Cucumbers won't insist on cuddling after so you can go to sleep.

4. Cucumbers rarely talk back.

5. Cucumbers don't care about monogamy, hell you can have sex with the whole garden the cucumber won't care.

6. Cucumbers are cheap (about 43 cents per pound) men on the other hand need to be dated, taken to movies, fed, etc... Costing thousands of dollars per pound.

7. Cucumbers will accept you no matter what, unlike shallow men who always - ALWAYS seek to change something about you.

8. A man goes soft typically right after sex, a Cucumber stays hard for about 2 weeks (if refrigerated).

9. Cucumbers compost faster and easier than men....

10. Cucumbers will never insist on being in control of the remote for the TV.

[Rainbowmum]

ntacb I'm a sniveling fucking coward.

also sniffling. Like actual cuz there's bad boogers in me

No no, no, no I will not believe it.