The Gayspeak Random Rambling Thread

[ronaldsbatson]

I'd love to drink some coffee but if I do I'll be up all night thinking it's gonna keep me awake!

[Lilitu]

I just can't stand the taste of alcohol. I'm making boeuf bourguignon tonight and I tried to have a little bit of the merlot I'm using but I can't even stand the taste of just dipping my finger into it and licking it.

It's like drinking poison for me. It burns my tongue.

But the stew always tastes nice