10-22-2012, 03:53 PM
Last Night
Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and
decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they
end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers
to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated
doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting
two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
Her manager does as he is told and the two old men go up stairs
and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first
one says, You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was
loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I
gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!"
Two old men decide they are close to their last days on earth and
decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks they
end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers
to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated
doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting
two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
Her manager does as he is told and the two old men go up stairs
and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first
one says, You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was
loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I
gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!"
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