Funniest Movie Quotes

[MisterTinkles]

What are the top funniest movie quotes that make you laugh so hard, it hurts???
Name the movie, the character, and the quote.




Here are my two:

Movie: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Character: Elvira
(both quotes)

Quote 1: "Heres to my big opening....well.....forget it"

Quote 2: "Revenge, its better than Christmas"

[SolemnBoy]

I don't think it works without context but the funniest quote must be from In Bruges. Unfortunately I can't post any links yet and it wouldn't be very funny if I just wrote it out. Sadness

Oh, well here goes:

*Man is on the phone getting bad news. Starts hitting desk with phone violently whilst cursing*
*Wife walks in*
Wife: Harry... Harry!
Harry: What!?
Wife: It's an inanimate, F##KING, object.
Harry: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE F##KING OBJECT!

[Rainbowmum]

History of the world part 1

Dole Office Clerk: "Occupation?"

Comicus:" Stand-up philosopher."

Dole Office Clerk: "What?"

Comicus: "Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension."

Dole Office Clerk: "Oh, a *bullshit* artist!"

Comicus: *Grumble*...

Dole Office Clerk: "Did you bullshit last week?"

Comicus: "No."

Dole Office Clerk: "Did you *try* to bullshit last week?"

Comicus: "Yes! "

[Counselor]

"Hold on to y'butts..."

[dfiant]

Donald Clarke: Life is a Sexually Transmitted Disease, it's spread by people having sex and then in the end it kills ya.- Death Of A Superhero.