Give Bad Advice

[Miles]

Sit in a dark room alone listening to The Cure on heroic doses of heroin.

I DON'T LIKE FUN OR HAPPINESS ANYMORE >:c

[partisan]

Come round mine, listen to the cure and smoke heroin with me

Im hungry

[Lalo]

Go eat a mouse!


I must be getting over my illness because I am getting horny.

[Beau]

Watch a lot of gay porn by yourself and don't touch your pee pee. I'm sure you won't be horny then.

I have to get through one more day of work. Any advice?

[elad12]

Tell your boss to kiss your ass, then you'll get off early

I have to work late tomorrow and can't bear it

[trywait]

play hooky

my right knee is tingling

[monk]

Attach electrodes all over your body and you can tingle everywhere.

I've run out of coffee.

[partisan]

Go to budget savers, they do a 500g tub for 12p
it very..... nice (sort of)
The roadworks are noisy

[Rainbowmum]

Get naked in the bell tower and open fire.

It's getting close for the first frost ,I hope the grass survives.

[Miles]

Ship the grass over here for the winter, it's starting to get toasty...

...It's starting to get toasty.