Give Bad Advice

[Chase]

Tell the delivery person to drop it off on your front porch while you're at work.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[partisan]

go and catch your own, i can just see it - you coming out of the surf, octopus flung over your shoulders, dragging a shark from its tail, with a mouthfull of cockles (or go shopping)

I cant get my piggy bank open (which is actually an owl bank)

[Chase]

You can start getting it open by giving me advice, and not just Lalo. You had to have seen my answer get posted just before your answer. You could have gone back and edited your answer answering mine too, but you didn't.
I can't stop myself from giggling.

[Miles]

Move to an uninhabitable planet. Hard to giggle if you can't breathe.

I pooped the bed.

[partisan]

You can start getting it open by giving me advice, and not just Lalo. You had to have seen my answer get posted just before your answer. You could have gone back and edited your answer answering mine too, but you didn't.
I can't stop myself from giggling.

Right chase! :-) no i didnt, i operate from a screen about the size of a ciggerette box, and when im filling in the "submit box" thats my whole screen, i dont see whats going on above, so stop giggling now, and stick a rocket up your ass and fly to the moon, huff puff ",

[partisan]

Miles - uum poo... um poo poo, what shall we do (scratches head, stares hard into middle distance) fuck it, dont sheep eat there own "leavings"

Im tired and want to go to bed.

[trywait]

sleep on hot fire coals

im hungry

[partisan]

Go down park and let the old ladys feed you breadcrumbs with the other pidgens

This film im watching is badly edited, badly filmed, and badly acted.

[trywait]

next time hire speilberg

I wanna learn to sing

[partisan]

Do voice exercises as you walk down the street

I take too hot baths