Give Bad Advice

[ardus]

Hold up a toy store at gunpoint and demand all their marbles, and a fluffy pink bunny.

My shoes are still wet.

Richard

[VileKyle]

Microwave them for 5 minutes.

I have ants all over my floor.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Buy an Aardvark



They are actually quiet cute and adorable... Yes they are a large breed critter.

My dog woke me up barking.... at the moon or the wind or something....

[Counselor]

Bark yourself back to sleep.

I should get out of bed.

[VileKyle]

Tell me where you live so I can blast opera music in your ear until you get up.

This scab on my foot is annoying me...

[partisan]

Cut your foot off at the knee :biggrin:

I need to bring the washing in but cant be bothered to get up of my lazy behind.

[ardus]

Set off fireworks in your back pocket.

The store is out of Terrapin Hopsecutioner

Richard

[partisan]

Get kronenburg 1664 instead

I miss the company of dogs.

[VileKyle]

Go play with the dogs at the nearest junk yard. They're lonely.

I don't want to clean my room, but I need to.

[Miles]

Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomba

I have to make a decision about a thing.