Give Bad Advice

[mbennet35]

Slow down. Take your time. The world has to wait on you not the other way around. No one will get mad for you taking your sweet time.


I should really clean my room

[trialbyerror]

buy a sign,
love me, love my space
dont' love my space, don't love me
don't love me
stay the hell away

stick it up on the door

never tidy up again

can't eat supper, still too full, Bow's advice didn't work, felt like a shlong......

Well, we all know now why it didn't work now don't we?

[mbennet35]

take some Laxatives while you are far away from a bathroom.

I will be so tired tomorrow that I will sleep my entire trip

[trialbyerror]

Sho!
shure got that advice wrong

Took the laxitives, and another,
then took sleeping pills
Oy :eek:

stay at home, don't leave, problem solved

I am going to have a barbi at the local park

[tavi]

Duck breast, duck plum sauce, duck dumplings, southern fried duck lots & lots & lots of duck.

Im going to car boot sale, junk sale.

[trialbyerror]

Buy a duck to remember me

Im having a little one man barbeque at the local dam / park,

a steak a chop and a piece of owl

pork crackling cheese an a 2L Coca cola and GS

Some yummie boys on their scramblers are hanging about

[tavi]

No the duck is priceless!

[trialbyerror]

Oooops

So terribly sorry T
not owl
FOWL... Chicken to be precise....:biggrin:

[tavi]

Oooops

So terribly sorry T
not owl
FOWL... Chicken to be precise....:biggrin:

Oh i liked it when you was eating owl, got my feathers all ruffled

Ok at your barbi, wear an apron, nothing else!

My legs still feel a bit funny

[trialbyerror]

Does cammo 1/4's and no boxers minus my T shirt count? :biggrin: