Give Bad Advice

[southbiochem]

buy better glasses and watch on close up how your money goes away

I need my payment on time the 31st cause I have to buy bus tickets to Villarrica

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Well you are fond of WWII Tech, why not use passenger pigeon to mail your check?

I definitely have the flu again. Other than typical flu remedies, can anyone suggest a cure?

[VNight2014]

I've heard killing a priest might help.

I'm allergic to peanuts, how can I experience the taste of the peanut without eating one?

[Eth21]

Nibble the end of one, spit it out and hope for the best!!

I need to stop being so lazy and have a productive day!

[Justinintendo]

Go down to the corner to the nearest drug dealer, purchase speed, methamphetamines, or ADHD meds, and boom! Productive day.

I really need to quit being depressed all the time

[Rainbowmum]

Have a sad movie marathon.

I need to redo the lounge room before Winter but am blank.

[Justinintendo]

paint it rainbow, put a disco ball on the ceiling, some lights and open a gay bar!!!

I really want to watch more Xena...

[CellarDweller]

Peek into her dressing room.

I want to go to sleep

[Justinintendo]

take a club and beat yourself repeatedly in the head until you're unconscious

I really want to go out tonight and get laid

[CellarDweller]

sit under a chicken's ass

I want to have a milkshake