Give Bad Advice

[southbiochem]

put it in a bag and hang in over the bathroom

I need a change of mind

[CellarDweller]

see a brain surgeon.


I need to leave the apartment in a bit

[trywait]

bite me!

oops....I mis read bit into bite

:p

[CellarDweller]

Well, don't learn to read, you'll be fine without it.

Waiting for the Games to start again

[trywait]

keep trying instead of waiting

my arms tingle

[CellarDweller]

just ignore it, it will go away

I should really shower and shave for work tomorrow.

[austin]

[SIZE="3"]forget it let them smell you and grow a goatee.

I need to put some clothes in the dryer.[/SIZE]

[southbiochem]

just start a fire indoors, clothes will eventually dry.

I need to finish a chart for work and I'm on vacation so I don't want to

[partis]

Just draw a big cock on it in red crayon.

My mouths dry

[southbiochem]

Drown yourself.

I have to catch and kill a venomous spider that just hide itself in a freaking corner I can't reach