Give Bad Advice

[elad12]

Don't sweat it. Until you are fed up with everything you are just fine.

How do I get in touch with my feelings?

[Beau]

Very carefully.

I am not looking forward to the doctor's office visit on Monday.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Visit a coroner, they have better bedside manners.

I'm at a loss for words.....

[Beau]

Buy a dictionary.

I'm too lazy to get up to get my xbox controller right now.

[Blue]

Put bacon grease on it, the dog will fetch it - after he eats. it.

I need to sweep my floors and don't want to take the time to do it.

[Buffylo]

Set the house on fire.


Im nervous bout meeting the bf for the first time. I dont want to disappoint

[Miles]

Just make a good impression. Avoid bathing or hygiene in general from now until you meet. Get in some rough bar fights. Show up at his door reeking, bleeding, drunk, vomiting, and speaking in tongues.

I need to think of villainous things to do.

[Buffylo]

*see previous post* lol


I need to sleep. Fuck.

[Miles]

Drink some Red Bulls and pop a few adderalls.

I need to stay awake 4EVAR.

[Buffylo]

*see previous post... again*


I need to help miles not make this so easy. Lol