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pawn it off on someone else

I gotta poop
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just hold it till you sh*t your pants

I'm so sleepy
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Sleep will do no good

Tired but waiting on some phone calls
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call them then swear at them for making you wait

wondering if I should call mechanic to fix the noise coming outta my AC
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just buy a new car

I need to scratch my back
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use pitchfork

I need some workout
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have sex with someone.

im lazy today
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Just call in work and tell them you aren't coming in because you feel lazy! They will understand and maybe even send you a nice fruit basket to show you how much they care!

I want to buy a giant pumpkin pie at Costco after resisting for awhile now
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buy one and slam it on your neighbor's face

I need a vacation
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Go spend it in Syria, North Korea or Afghanistan

I hate flying
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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