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I'm a : Single Gay Man
Starsign: 
Virgo
Mood:
pawn it off on someone else
I gotta poop
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just hold it till you sh*t your pants
I'm so sleepy
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Sleep will do no good
Tired but waiting on some phone calls
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call them then swear at them for making you wait
wondering if I should call mechanic to fix the noise coming outta my AC
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Posts: 10,581
Threads: 20
Joined: Aug 2011
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I'm a : Single Gay Man
Starsign: 
Virgo
Mood:
just buy a new car
I need to scratch my back
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use pitchfork
I need some workout
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Posts: 10,581
Threads: 20
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I'm a : Single Gay Man
Starsign: 
Virgo
Mood:
have sex with someone.
im lazy today
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Just call in work and tell them you aren't coming in because you feel lazy! They will understand and maybe even send you a nice fruit basket to show you how much they care!
I want to buy a giant pumpkin pie at Costco after resisting for awhile now
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buy one and slam it on your neighbor's face
I need a vacation
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Posts: 5,587
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Joined: May 2014
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I'm a : Gay Man in an Open Gay Relationship
Starsign: 
Gemini
Mood:
Go spend it in Syria, North Korea or Afghanistan
I hate flying
Bernd
Being gay is not for Sissies.
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