Give Bad Advice

[East]

Drink 20 cups of coffee...

I have to do so much backed up bookwork..yuck

[Cridders88]

Set fire to it all!

I've got a flat inspection due

[East]

Just ignore it...and refuse to ever get another inspection for as long as you live


I want to try acupuncture next week for my addiction to sugar

[trywait]

just use nails instead of needles

I have been staying up late all week

[Cridders88]

Up your caffeine intake in the evenings!

It's warm and sunny but I'm stuck in work

[Anocxu]

If a copper pulls you over..
Remove all your clothes..

[trywait]

to criders88: just call in sick and play hooky.

I need to survive tomorrow

[Cridders88]

Hang about on a railway track.

I'm bored.

[bluedragon]

Try playing with fire.

I want to lose weight.

[rado84]

Coat the parts of your body that you want them to lose weight with gasoline and fire up.

I wanna learn to drive a car with manual gears.