Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

...ask the person closest to you what to have for dinner.

I'm afraid of earthquakes.

[Insertnamehere]

Come live with me here in Chile

I'm naked, fan is on and still can't cope with the heat

[Cridders88]

And it's only 20°C? And you're naked with the fan on? You'd be naked for a good 6 months of the year if you lived here then .

My advice, go outside, naked.

I have realised that there is barely any food in for my tea.

[Insertnamehere]

eat your limbs with said tea

And it's only 20°C? And you're naked with the fan on? You'd be naked for a good 6 months of the year if you lived here then .

It's gone up to 23°C but yes, I really can't take heat all that well.


I need to shower

[thawoods]

...cut your water connection.

I hope I don't forget to wash my face tomorrow.

[Cridders88]

eat your limbs with said tea



It's gone up to 23°C but yes, I really can't take heat all that well.


I need to shower

I never used to be able to. Until I went to Mallorca a couple years ago where the temperature was between 30 and 35°C each day. I was determined to enjoy it so I put plenty of suncream on and lay out in the sun. After the first few days which felt uncomfortable, I eventually acclimatised and began to enjoy it. Now I like hot weather. Not heat in Britain however. It gets disgustingly humid every time it gets above 25°C here. 30°C here is uncomfortable. 30°C in Spain is blooming lovely

My advice, stay in bed and let that fan do it's work

I have no limbs left because I have already eaten them on your advice previously.

(How am I typing you may ask? Well, I'm typing with my... )

[Insertnamehere]

[MENTION=19258]thawoods[/MENTION] scrape it off if you do
[MENTION=22727]Cridders88[/MENTION] so you're hot and your dick is skilled.....seriously why are you still single


I need better thermorregulation

[thawoods]

...go get a vaccine.

I wish my diabetes would go away.

[Insertnamehere]

[MENTION=19258]thawoods[/MENTION] rip out someone else's panchreas and transplant it to yourself

[MENTION=22727]Cridders88[/MENTION] collect worms off the ground and eat those...raw

I'm suprisingly not smelling bad but I still feel dirty

[thawoods]

go and exercise, lift some weights or do a strenuous activity until you sweat like crazy.

The sun is about to rise in about 4 hours or so.