Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

buy a beef burger instead

i need a cure for my anosmia.

[Insertnamehere]

rip your nose out and get a new one


I need to regulate my temperature better

[thawoods]

go for a dive at a nearby lake

there is no winter here

[Insertnamehere]

move to Siberia

I need to be fed

[thawoods]

let somebody starve you to death.

I want a big hunk o' meat.

[Insertnamehere]

eat your chickens

I need to calm down

[thawoods]

take some drugs or something

i'm too lazy to cook me my food.

[Insertnamehere]

eat it raw

I want to throw 1b light-speed punches per second

[Cridders88]

Glue your arms to your sides.

I hate confrontation

[Insertnamehere]

Come meet my boss

I wish I walked as fast as I used to at 18