Give Bad Advice

[thawoods]

burn some wood but forget the matches


There is no snow here.

[Insertnamehere]

lock yourself in the freezer


Christmas is coming *shivers*

[thawoods]

...make Christ-mas come.

I have never seen a solar eclipse directly.

[Cridders88]

Suds- Dress as Santa and embrace the day fully, whilst smiling at everyone and being all cheery.

Woods- Live in a cave for the remainder of your existence.

I'm already thinking about how I will be returning to work in a week and how I don't want to.

[Insertnamehere]

[MENTION=19258]thawoods[/MENTION] You'd be blind if you had. So...go see one.

[MENTION=22727]Cridders88[/MENTION] avoid the anxiety and go back tomorrow

I can't be bothered with getting out of bed with every small earthquake

[thawoods]

[MENTION=19258]thawoods[/MENTION] You'd be blind if you had. So...go see one.

[MENTION=22727]Cridders88[/MENTION] avoid the anxiety and go back tomorrow

I can't be bothered with getting out of bed with every small earthquake

I know Suds, but I meant like, seeing it directly with some sort of protection on like, celluloid or etc.
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sleep out-side

I hate it when kids cry like @rseholes.

[Insertnamehere]

Slap them across the face when they do and then slap the parents too

I hate slow people.....so much.

[Cridders88]

Woods- Slap them around the face in front of their parents.

Suds- Make sure you are always behind a slow person.

Again, the baby upstairs will not stop crying and I can hear it plain as day.

[thawoods]

...put masking tape across his mouth.

I luv science.

[Insertnamehere]

Befriend a priest

I could use some moisturizer, sun has been harsh.