Give Bad Advice

[AlfredM]

Keep using phone on the bed.

I have a mixed feeling about turning quarter a century this year.

[thawoods]

get a bowl, pour all your mixed feelings into that bowl and bake them in the oven, wait for 1 hr and feed it to the nearest person to you before 30 seconds

i just burned my foot while doing some ironing

[Insertnamehere]

Burn the other one to make it even.

I have to visit relatives today

[thawoods]

visit them tomorrow

i feel so cramped up like a sardine in a can.

[Cridders88]

Go caving.

My stomach hurts.

[thawoods]

punch yourself in the stomach

i am listening to a musical band of boys which many may consider very off-putting for their gustatory nerves.

[Insertnamehere]

Stab their ears so they don't have to listen.

I mistakenly clicked a call button.....for the 10000000000th time in my life :/

[Cridders88]

Go through with the call. Talk for 4 hours.

I am going up to see my brother in the city he lives in with my mum this evening.

[thawoods]

omg, Crids, didn't know you had a brother, that's sooo cool! =p

don't go see him

I want to learn all the languages in the world!

[Cridders88]

omg, Crids, didn't know you had a brother, that's sooo cool! =p

don't go see him

I want to learn all the languages in the world!

Yeah, one brother, he's 24 like you are.

My advice, don't bother learning any languages.

I'm on the train, there are no seats, and I am standing in a hot corridor right next to the toilet.