Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Use your pillow.

My bed is nice and warm, I don't ever want to leave it, ever.

[Insertnamehere]

set it on fire

I need to get out of here

[Cridders88]

Spend all of your money and quit your job.

It doesn't look like I will be waking up at a reasonable time tomorrow.

[Insertnamehere]

Don't wake up ever again

I need to pee

[Cridders88]

Pee now, but not in the toilet.

Looks like another bad storm on the way for Monday.

[Insertnamehere]

Go on a small boat and try to cross to Ireland.

I want to witness a tornado

[Cridders88]

Take up residence in a cave and stay there permanently.

Sleep may well take place very soon.

[Insertnamehere]

Jump out the window

One day, one day...I'll cuddle the shit out of someone

[AlfredM]

Just go and cuddle your crush already.

I'll have to demonstrate my Japanese during my next interview, but it's been a while since I practised it. [emoji33]

[Insertnamehere]

Spend your entire time speaking German.

I still haven't gone to pee!!