Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Get insulin on that dick.

I need to pee

[IanSaysHi]

If you haven't pee'd already, then keep holding it in. It's good for your zyobrombic system

I'm at a crossroads in my life. Only, the car I'm in has broke down.

[trywait]

hitch hike on the next car passing by

im not sad but not happy either

[Cridders88]

Watch a sad film, listen to some sad music. Report back.

I am going to have to get used to getting up obscenely early again.

[Insertnamehere]

Keep last week's sleeping patterns.

I'm a lazy slob this week

[Cridders88]

Go for a 20 mile run tomorrow, run even faster if it's hot.

It's midweek and I am already flagging

[Scootaloo]

Jab a pen in your left ear and keep stabbing till you destroy the ear drum. Now you have no use for the left earpiece.

it's 1 am and i'm in need of something

[Insertnamehere]

work the streets, that's bound to get you something

I need to get off my ass and cook lunch!

[Scootaloo]

eat raw chicken


I'm over my current employment

[Insertnamehere]

Stay in bed, who needs money?

I have yet to work out today