Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Go Dick Cheney on them




My sister is coming for lunch

[Scootaloo]

Answer the door in nothing but a towel and and holding a scrap book of the two of you as kids


I need new luggage

[trywait]

go to kohls and redeem your kohls cash.

it's past my bedtime

[Cridders88]

Call someone who is known for never stopping talking.

The weather is wet today.

[starlight]

Have my windy weather

I am hungover

[Cridders88]

Eat your body weight in fatty food.

I am yet to get out of bed.

[Ammon]

Call your boss and talk about it.

I want a baby of my own.

[Scootaloo]

Steal one form the NICU

I haven't showered yet and kind of stink

[Cridders88]

Don't shower for 2 weeks and then go out.

I feel no motivation for the gym tonight

[Scootaloo]

Stay at home and order a meat lovers pizza and eat every slice, don't forget to wash it down with a 2 liter of Mountain Dew

I still haven't done any of my daily chores and it's mid afternoon