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[Cridders88]

Eat my fist instead.

I sounded angry just then, but I am not.

[Scootaloo]

then really get angry, then hungry, so you can be hangry.

I'm actually kind of hangry

[Cridders88]

Spend 72 solid hours on this forum.

The weather is getting warmer, at last.

[Scootaloo]

Move to Siberia

I need to shower

[Cridders88]

Knock your teeth out with a hammer.

My right nipple hurts.

[CaptainAwesome]

Cut it out

I feel nauseous.

[Cridders88]

Spin yourself around repeatedly.

Time is flying too fast.

[CaptainAwesome]

Remove the batteries from your watch.

Still a bit nauseous

[Insertnamehere]

2 fingers down your throat

I really need that Western Blot to mark the bloody protein

[trywait]

using keratin instead

I miss the winter