Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Taunt them with even more drama and provide even more booze so they trash the place and beat each other up

I wanna get hammered but it's a work night :/

[Scootaloo]

Only drink clear alcohol and you wont be hung over

My back hurts and I can barley move, but a hottie wants to take me out tonight

[Insertnamehere]

Carry 10 kgs in each arm for 2 hours

(Ask him for a sexy massage! Win-win )


I need more parts and a bit more money

[Scootaloo]

Carry 10 kgs in each arm for 2 hours

(Ask him for a sexy massage! Win-win )

That actually is good advice, what I probably will do is tell him instead of going out lets just go to the bedroom, have him pound my ass really hard, then be even more sore.

I need more parts and a bit more money

Sell the good parts you have for alot of money buy cheap replacement parts and party with the left over money

[Cridders88]

Have him pound you with a baseball bat instead.

I am sick in the head.

[Insertnamehere]

Lobotomies are kick ass.


Somehow I just can't sleep before 2 AM this entire week.

[Scootaloo]

Turn back your clock so that it appears your going to bed earlier.

I can't sit, I can't stand, I can't lay down, without being uncomfortable.

[Insertnamehere]

Float. Duh.

I have one more day to work and of course the boss decides to dump all the sample testing on me for Friday

[Cridders88]

Dump something on her instead. Maybe bricks, from a height.

The heating is on and the bed warm and cozy.

[Insertnamehere]

Crank it up to 50°C and duck tape yourself to bed. Wouldn't want to get cold would you?

I'm having a good raspberry tea now but I wish I had some Earl Grey