Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Put on 4 more pairs over the top, and sit in front of a fire.

I need to actually get up and go get some groceries.

[trywait]

order from amazon prime. they deliver to your door.

I stepped in a puddle at work this morning and my shoes became a soggy mess.

[Cridders88]

Take off all of your clothes and go back into the office.

2 more days of work then 16 off

[trywait]

fast forward all the clocks and calendars

I don't like why abc family changed to free form

[Cridders88]

Never find the answer, and continue to stew on it until it drives you mad.

I feel a bit of heartburn coming on

[trywait]

drink 7up

I hate having to wake up early

[Cridders88]

Take sleeping pills when you wake up.

First day back at work today after a long break.

[trywait]

call in sick

getting my car serviced costs $$$

[Cridders88]

Torch it on the side of the road, and leave it.

I have to get out of bed.

[Justaguy]

Don't.

I have a potentially big expense coming up.