Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

leave food out in another room, and it will distract them.


I don't want to work out today.

[seeking]

Order pizza to work out your jaw muscle instead...

I might have eaten too much for dinner

[IanSaysHi]

Eat the same amount all the time so it becomes the norm rather than too much.

I should really go to bed.

[CellarDweller]

go out and get yourself a double-caf, double-sugar hot beverage. It will relax you.


I don't want to clean the shower curtains.

[Bhp91126]

Ask your mom to do it for you

My motivation to work out is sub zero

[LJay]

Well sub zero is just fine in this hot weather. Go with it.

I'd like some good chocolate ice cream with marshmallow topping.

[CellarDweller]

Fill the tub with it, and eat to your heart's content!

I don't want to pay my cable bill

[Bhp91126]

Then don’t. I’m sure they’ll appreciate your feedback

I’m bored

[CellarDweller]

OH, just sit there. Do nothing. Contemplate your boredom and lack of action. If that doesn't work, go outside and watch the lawn grow, or find a newly painted house, and sit and watch the paint dry.

It's too hot and humid out today.

[seeking]

Sounds like the best time to go hiking!

I feel a little bit....horny.