Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

Dig tunnels to each others' basements so you all can visit.

I have a headache

[Cridders88]

Drink some salty water.

I am awake far too early for a day off.

[CellarDweller]

Have your hubby give you a knock out punch, and you'll feel rested when you wake.

I want to get remove from the team that handles the monthly reporting

[seeking]

Have your hubby give you a knock out punch, and you'll feel rested when you wake.

I want to get remove from the team that handles the monthly reporting

Seduce everyone on the team.

I feel being neglected.

[Cridders88]

Lock yourself away in a cave and tell no-one.

I've eaten too many takeaways lately.

[seeking]

Go out and eat-in in the same places where you order the takeaways.

I'm eating too much peanut butter lately...(eating one jar at the moment)

[CellarDweller]

You can eat less peanut butter if you buy a matching jar of jelly to take up more space in your stomach.

It's US election day, and I'm wondering if I should take cover.

[Cridders88]

Follow Trump around, singing his praises.

I have a week off next week.

[Chase]

Spend it trying to see how long you can go without sleep.

I have just been elected the eternal absolute king of America

[CellarDweller]

we'll let you live in that delusion


I've committed myself to do some cooking for Thanksgiving.