01-21-2013, 04:14 AM
But I'm sharing about this anyway:
Guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me, my dick is turning orange!"
Doctor tells him to disrobe and sure enough, the man's penis is orange. The doctor runs all these tests for diseases and they all come back negative. So the doctor asks him when it started turning orange. The man replies, "Right after my wife left me." The doctor asks, "So what have you been doing since your wife left you?" To which the man replies, "Oh, you know doc, I just sit around the house, watching porn and eating Cheetos."
Guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me, my dick is turning orange!"
Doctor tells him to disrobe and sure enough, the man's penis is orange. The doctor runs all these tests for diseases and they all come back negative. So the doctor asks him when it started turning orange. The man replies, "Right after my wife left me." The doctor asks, "So what have you been doing since your wife left you?" To which the man replies, "Oh, you know doc, I just sit around the house, watching porn and eating Cheetos."