The Gifting Game

[partis]

Montgomery of course :p

My gift is an inflatable dummy tank

[southbiochem]

Ah hah!
I'ts 2 in the morning and I got's it
Gosh I'm clever!

You get A bonkers American general that drove Eisenhower mad keeping supply lines open......

I get a Noddy badge from his arch Rival...
The English dude....
The thin General.... Had some minor victories in North Africa....
What-his-face.....???????? :biggrin:

Monty vs Patton???...

MONTY ALL DAY DUCKIE!!!! Keep that f***ing Patton to yourself

Thanks for the inflatable tank...although a real Panzer IV or a KV-1 would have been nice..

I leave behind the Yamato

[Miles]

Not sure how I'll make use of a ship submerged for nearly seven decades under 340 meters of water in two places, but thanks

I gift a giant ukelele

[southbiochem]

fine, I'll hang it somewhere...

I leave behind the Dresden

[trialbyerror]

You get 10Kg of rust and 3 pieces of coal

I gift the contraption (again)

Remember? it goes ker-thunkity boem boem and produces a waste of time....Just the thing for Bow, but he gave it back, Miles, grab it before Sexy South get's it

[southbiochem]

Ok, I'll take it...

could use little bit of time wasting..

I leave behind the Tirpitz

[trialbyerror]

Pisch

Tirpiz

What a diddly little bathtub

If you gonna give me something give me an aircraft carrier
Beats the crap out of a battleship any-day

The Ronald Reagan would do just nicely

Then I'll pound you into the abyss without you even seeing me

I gift the aircraft carrier Ronald Reagan

[southbiochem]

take it back, I don't want it...I already stole a US carrier some days ago, remember?

I'm quite ready to take on South Africa with me battleships and me carrier and me Prussianized Army..:tongue:

I leave behind the "Queen Ann's Revenge"

[trialbyerror]

Oh help!

We don't even have qualified captains for our subs and (what the hell did SA buy again? 3Rd Technology generation bathtubs - corvetts?)

Mind you that won't be a bad thing... Getting rid of the current bunch of thieves and crooks

BRING IT ON

Thanks for the gift of regime change. Do it now. Today. All the shits are in one place FNB Stadium just South of Johannesburg.

Mugabe is there & 40 other crappy heads of state

Google earth FNB Stadium South Africa for the co-ordinates, Stadium looks like a biig cooking pot

I leave behind a big pile of doo-doo to throw at the stadium

[southbiochem]

mmm....would I have any luck trying to get you people to forget whatever type of Dutch it is you speak and making you learn Spanish?

Anyway leave behind a stuka