The Gifting Game

[Miles]

Mjölnir will be a perfect companion to have during Ragnarök. Thanks.

Partisan I don't remember my old fleas' names, they've long since gone to Valhalla. So I gift some new ones named Cassidy, Carbuncle, and Custerdome.

[trialbyerror]

Thanks,

but on closer examination them be all boy fleas so I gift them back to you with 500 girl fleas and just in-case 500 boy fleas

May they go forth and multiply and their children and their children's children unto the 25 generation keep you company well into your winter years

Trial by error

[Bookworm]

Oh, you gifted them back to Miles so there is no gift waiting here for me, not even one I could refuse :eek: Sneaky duck...

Ah well, I gift the next person my battered old mobile phone, that probably still works if you have a sim card to put in it :biggrin:

[partisan]

Oh thanks, i,ll chuck that in the draw with my two other battered old phones!

My gift is an all you can eat buffet only all the foods purple and tastes like chicken jalfrezi

[trialbyerror]

Thanks,

I lovingly buff up that battered, abused and neglected old phone and discover that by some qerky law of micro-electronics it has achieved sentience.

In gratitude for my loving care in restoring it's dignity, it connects with your bank and misteriously all your millions disapear. :eek:

On the other hand, your old phone and I translocate to a paradise island on the main duck migration route, and continue to live out the rest of our existance in idle luxury

I gift to anybody a pair of leaking fishing waders...

PS
I really was hoping the lamb ('e be a bit to tender to be a sheep) would accept...... Darn.....

Trial by error

[trialbyerror]

Thanks
I'll fly over there with some basmati rice and anti-acid pills

Then just to throw a developing theme here, I gift a scraggly old toothbrush that I keep forgetting to replace every darn time I have gone shopping during the last 2 months...

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Clearly you need a caregiver.

I'm currently seeking a new position... What is the uniform you would want for me to wear?

So I will take that tooth brush and leave behind myself, completely nekkid and in need of a uniform - any takers?

[Rainbowmum]

*Wraps the elf in a blanket and places him near the fire*

My gift is an elf in a blanket.

[Bookworm]

Cheers mum.

I'll keep the Elf and pass on one used blanket to the next person...:tongue:

[Spades]

I donate the blanket to the needy.

I gift a pair of Lego stilettos