The Gifting Game

[tavi]

Not any good empty, greedy guts! :p

I gift an inflatable dartboard.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thanks.

I gift Yard Darts AKA Jarts....

[tavi]

Great thanks, wish i had a yard though, maybe i can throw them at the boys in the street beneath my window who start fights on friday nights and the drunk girls who scream and shout till 4 in the morning, yeah thats what i,ll do.

I gift this poem.

Think cosmicley
Act locally.

[trialbyerror]

Ohhhhh ta
I'll plagerise it, submit it as my own and win international recognition for my genius

I gift a washing machine, broken beyond repair, thats full of dirty laundry....:biggrin:

[tavi]

ooh what might i find amongst the dirty laundry, something i can bribe you to build a farm down here! :-)

My gift is an ant farm.

[trialbyerror]

One cruddy, smelly pair of boxers ? :eek:

Oh ta we give the formalyhide to South who uses it to manufacture a drug that makes all straight guys 28 and younger exclusively gay for 3 years, thereby increasing our chances of getting laid about 1 billion fold.

My gift will come through on the morrow.... :biggrin:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Why in the hell would I want that - I hate children. Well with stuffing they taste pretty good....

I leave stuffing so the next person can enjoy children as well.

[Miles]

Thanks, I only eat people my age. Unless you beg for it.

I wish for legal cannibalism

[trialbyerror]

granted
but you have to completly self consume before you may consume another

I wish the voices in my head would shut the hell up

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hmm. Gifting game guys... Leave gifts.... Sheesh.

I leave behind a tinsel tree.