The Vibrator: Now With 100% More Flash Storage

[Spades]

This product review really made me laugh as well as go WTF??

The Duet by Crave is a waterproof vibrator with up to 16GB of flash storage. Yes, that’s vibrator as in a sex toy, and no, we have no idea why anyone would want to combine the two. Presumably because the battery pack is rechargeable through USB, so maybe someone figured “Hey, since it’s plugged in there in the first place, why not just add some storage?” We suppose you can store some moving images of a suggestive nature, you know, so you feel like using the vibrator in the first place.

There are three models. A $149 version with no storage, a $219 version with 8GB of space and a 24K gold plated ring between the vibrator and base, and a $349 model with 16GB and a fully gold plated base. Even more strange is if we’d told you about this on the 14th of February, and you’d lived in the San Francisco are, you could have gotten same day delivery by one of the founders of the company.

Now for all those who use vibrators, would you want it to have USB?

[dfiant]

Hmmmm...interesting story, a Dildo that charges via USB and now has memory...lovely.

Bloody hell, how about this weather hey?

[Counselor]

The closer I get to having sex with computers, the happier everyone around me will be...

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[Mattlj92]

I don't think I could ever use it.

[Lilitu]

well I think that's rather nifty.

[Rawr]

Might be a bit awkward when someone asks if you can lend them your memory stick.

[jimcrackcorn]

That thing looks more like a Taser!!!! OK,,,,, it's delightfully shocking...

I like how it has it's own memory stick, you no longer have to go shuffling thru your drawers looking for the correct memory stick - which secretly hides all your favorite porn!!!

[EvenOlderButWiser]

USB 2.0 or USB 3.0?

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[Bowyn Aerrow]

Sorry, I have to admit I am a size queen, I would definitely need more than 16GB to feel fully satisfied.

[Rainbowmum]

Maybe the memory is for settings or something like that.