Too funny not to share

[megumidesu]

[sillyboy86]

Oh gosh, the foxes of London are too funny. There are some foxes every night that running and playing under in the street under my bedroom, they bark a lot. XD
Tonight a crazy fox is barking since over half an hour, and few minutes ago my neighbor left his house furious, chasing her XD ... He returned and one minute later the fox came back, in front of his door, barking.
LOL
For me it's too funny!

[MisterTinkles]

[quote=Sylph]Bitch Please, eat my fucking ass and get glad , cause you know my fucking Locs give life to all lesser bitches such as yourself, get in line ma'am, school has started!
Locs of sad, pathetic dyed Raggedy Ann wigs!! You keep on callin it "hair' there sweety, maybe one day you will truly believe it. As for the people living in the REAL world...this is what we see on you....


Atleast I ain't no Old ass Queen trynna get back in da game, no boo, leave it for us young Queens, we got dis hunni.
The ONLY OLD ASS around here, is the one you drag behind you!!! I aint never LEFT the game. And you never even got IN the game. HUUUNNNIIII.

Your old ass Crown is almost dust, so better admire that shit while it hasn't crumbled, cause it's looking 2 seconds over due gurl.
MY crowns are purrfectly fine. In fact, my loyal subjects just bought me a new one!!


Unlike YOUR sad pathetic excuse for a crown.....

At least I got the REAL thang!!!

You just jealous of my Young ass Pussy, while yours is all old and retired. Buy a Coffin Sis! All those Japanese Men could never EVER handle a Carribean Queen such as myself, so unless your high off the noxious fumes from Hugh Jackman's Tit sweat, I in no reality will ever smell Japanese Bush, get that shit correct ma'am.
[COLOR="blue"]WHY would I be jealous of your nasty old, scabbed over snatch, full of bugs and worms?
The ONLY Carribean Queen there is, is docked in the ocean! The ONLY thing you two have in common, is that they will let ANYBODY board her!!!!
And you just jealous cause Hugh is MY man, and the only man YOU can get is the ones you pay for!!![/COLOR]

You trynna act like a Bad Bitch, when all you really is is a Brokedown Bitch trynna get a Boost off my Fresh ass Pussy! Well no Sis, keep your retired brokedown Pussy out of the game, cause ain't nobody here for it.
[COLOR="blue"]Aint NOTHING tired or retired about me, SIS! Im as fresh a fresh picked daisy of the flats of Montana! Cute as a bugs ear, and as popular as the almighty dollar!
You just jealous cause the only thang knockin at YOUR door is dirty old Japanese bush masters.
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Actin like a Basic ass Bitch, it's no wonder you like all dem Cats, cause you can't keep a mother fuckin man! Nasty Stank ass Kitty Litter Pussy smellin ass! Upgrade hunni, get up on my high as fuck level, cause bitch you just on level 1.
[COLOR="blue"]I think you better get some toilet scrubber and a wire brush and scrub that man juice crust off the top of your lip, cause thats the ONLY stank you be smellin!!! Better yet, get a chisel and a hammer, cause its THAT thick and THAT dried on!!!
And aint NUTHIN about ME thats basic, you Goodwill clearance sale ho![/COLOR]

And another thing. If you gonna come for me, prepare to get Violated like a Papsmear hunni, cause I do and will go there!
[COLOR="blue"]You wouldnt KNOW how to violate somebody, much less what that word MEANS!
So, while you go get your dictionary to look that word up.....oh, s'cuse me....I forgot, you dont know HOW to read. Oh well.....no wonder you stuck on a sand dune in the middle of nowhere. Caint read the signs to show you how to get off that pimple on the oceans ass.[/COLOR]

This is war Puss!
Bring it LITTLE GURL!!!!

[Pix]

[Sylph]

Oh no you didn't, you did not bring dat loose walled vagina Queen into this, you just didn't! Ooo you dun did it!



Is this where we're going to have to take it ma'am? Is this what you want??? Huh!

I think you are just a delusional old ass Queen who never got a chance to be a Queen in her prime, so you are trying to let it out now...

Not cute hunni, shut your Royal hole, cause a whole bunch of shit is coming out and your feeding on it gurl, grab a stick of gum...

Oh gurl, let me take off my earrings, pumps, nails, weave, eyelashes, and most importantly, my Motherfuckin Crown bitch! Cause I'm gonna beat dat ass the way it shoulda been beat 200years ago!

I'm gonna be the bigger bitch and politely give you a chance to bow the fuck down to my Cute as fuck pussy and lick it in shame and apology, once you do, I may choose to forgive your lowly slut hoe ass for the grievous way in which you have acted towards me..your Queen...the Queen Bitch!

And ain't nuffin Elizabeth's old ass box can do about it! Don't bring her no teeth dick sucking ass 2 bit hoe skank self all up in this, cause a breeze will blow and send her flapping away on her flabby ass pussy lips!

Right into your skull Tinks, slapping sense into you with her Puss Lips, cause even she is above you!

Now, I need to go sip on some Fan-FUCKING-tastic Grapefruit Juice, care to join me?

Oh right, you can't... oh well :/

More for me and none for the fake Bitch Queen :3

[sillyboy86]

Her face. XD

[MisterTinkles]

Oh no you didn't, you did not bring dat loose walled vagina Queen into this, you just didn't! Ooo you dun did it!



Is this where we're going to have to take it ma'am? Is this what you want??? Huh!

I think you are just a delusional old ass Queen who never got a chance to be a Queen in her prime, so you are trying to let it out now...

Not cute hunni, shut your Royal hole, cause a whole bunch of shit is coming out and your feeding on it gurl, grab a stick of gum...

Oh gurl, let me take off my earrings, pumps, nails, weave, eyelashes, and most importantly, my Motherfuckin Crown bitch! Cause I'm gonna beat dat ass the way it shoulda been beat 200years ago!

I'm gonna be the bigger bitch and politely give you a chance to bow the fuck down to my Cute as fuck pussy and lick it in shame and apology, once you do, I may choose to forgive your lowly slut hoe ass for the grievous way in which you have acted towards me..your Queen...the Queen Bitch!

And ain't nuffin Elizabeth's old ass box can do about it! Don't bring her no teeth dick sucking ass 2 bit hoe skank self all up in this, cause a breeze will blow and send her flapping away on her flabby ass pussy lips!

Right into your skull Tinks, slapping sense into you with her Puss Lips, cause even she is above you!

Now, I need to go sip on some Fan-FUCKING-tastic Grapefruit Juice, care to join me?

Oh right, you can't... oh well :/

More for me and none for the fake Bitch Queen :3

[trialbyerror]

Does your truck have the balls???????......

Here in SA Just about every Dutchman's (read africkaans equivalent of a red-neck) has a pair of blue ones hanging there, in support of the "Blue bulls" <balls> rugby team.

Ag shame.. They think it's funny

[Sylph]

[MisterTinkles]

And here is the Final Say So.......