Vending Machine

[southbiochem]

You get Monica Lewinsky's ...."fluid" covered dress...hey, but he didn't touch her you know?

I insert U238

[trialbyerror]

You get Kite, Magpie and Starling:eek: ( note capital letters)

Now I've got you, Why my reply, which seems so odd, yet it's quite correct if you have the key

CLUE
Off to Londoner or perhaps under the sea

I insert my intercontinental balistic missile

[Joshular]

You gain control of the world and become our master

I insert Jeff Bucklys boot

[southbiochem]

You get the presidency of the "boot" country...hehe...

I insert an irredentist Italian

[VileKyle]

You get Mario with a super star power-up.


I insert a zombie brain.

[trialbyerror]

You get one continuous flat line beep that emanates from inside your skull

I insert this

A black mamba snake

The black mamba (Dendroaspis polylepis), is the longest venomous snake in Africa, averaging around 2.5 to 3.2 m (8.2 to 10 ft) in length, and sometimes growing to lengths of 4.45 m (14.6 ft).

It is named for the black color of the inside of the mouth rather than the color of its scales which varies from dull yellowish-green to a gun-metal grey.

It is also the fastest snake in the world, capable of moving at 4.32 to 5.4 meters per second (16–20 km/h, 10–12 mph).

The black mamba has a reputation for being very aggressive.
(My comment)
It is well documented that the black mamba will actually chase humans if it feels threatened

Back to Wiki
Without rapid and vigorous antivenom therapy, a bite from a black mamba is almost always fatal.

Its venom is the most rapid-acting venom of any snake species and consists mainly of highly potent neurotoxins;

It also contains cardiotoxins, fasciculins,and calciseptine.

Subcutaneous LD 50 values for this species' venom varies greatly. Australian toxic database provides values of 0.32 mg/kg for subcutaneous injection, 0.25 mg/kg for intravenous injection and 0.941 mg/kg for intraperitoneal injection.

It is estimated that only 10 to 15 mg will kill a human adult, and its bites delivers about 50–120 mg of venom on average

The largest envenomation on record is 400 mg.[36] Its bite is often called "the kiss of death" because, the mortality rate from a bite was 100%.

Since this species always delivers fatal dosage of venom during every envenomation. Severe black mamba envenomation can kill a person in 30 minutes :eek:

AFRICA IS NOT FOR SISSIES

[southbiochem]

you get THE Black Mamba...that is Uma Thurman...hehe...

I insert 2 katanas and a scimitar

[trialbyerror]

You get a circumcision of note! :eek:

I insert a Egyptian Khopesh

[southbiochem]

you get 100 XVI century janissaries who will invade and burn Johannesburg to the ground unless you become their sex-slave

I insert the Crown of Saint Stephen

[Joshular]

I get a crown with holes where the jewels use to be

I insert a kangaroo