Vending Machine

[partis]

you get the vending machines thoughts

I insert a ball point pen

[Rainbowmum]

You get a Bic.

I insert a flea.

[Jovial]

you get a circus

I insert a cookie

[austin]

[SIZE="4"][SIZE="3"]and you get a glass of milk

I insert a kiss[/SIZE][/SIZE]

[partis]

You get a shag

I insert my frown

[Jovial]

You get a scary assed clown :p

I insert a box of Trojans

[Woollyhats]

You get a quarter to try your luck again.

I insert the original Mona Lisa.

[partis]

You get it back with beard and thick spectacles

I insert a cup of tea

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get back a tea-pee.

I insert me old reading glasses.

[Jovial]

You get a glass eye

I insert a pregnancy test