New Gympic games for 2016
The Reflex
(to see how far you can shove your tongue down a guys throat without gagging him)
The DryHump Event
(to see how long you can dry hump without ejaculating)
The Tanya Harding
(to see how long you can stay on your skates, without being knocked out by the competition)
The Stench
(to see how long you can last without having to put on deodorant)
The Choke Hold
(to see how many fingers you can take down your throat)
The Shower Pose
(to see who has the best shower pose to attract anonymous sex)
The Clearance Sale
(to see who gets to the clearance table first)
The Nutbuster
(to see who can take the most punches to the nuts)
The Flamer
(to find the best flamer)
The Calvin Klein
(who has the best underwear pose)
The Cold Snap
(who can get hard and stay hard in sub zero temperatures)