Short but sweet Australian humour.

[LONDONER]

A man walks into a crowded local bar in Darwin
brandishing a revolver yelling,

"Who's the bastard that's been screwing my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back.

"You don't have enough ammo mate!!"

[Nick9]

oh, poor guy...
well, it did make me chuckle

[LONDONER]

46 views and you're the first one to say you laughed.

[partisan]

A texan farmer visits an aussie farmer. The aussie shows the texan his wheat field, the texan replies "is that it, in texas are wheat fields are twice as big" next, the aussie shows of his heard of cattle "is that it" replies the texan again "in texas we have longhorns twice as large as you cows". A little later the texan see’s a group of kangaroos "what the heck are those" he asks, the aussie farmer gives him an incredulos look "what, dont you have grasshoppers in texas"

[Nick9]

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

[LONDONER]

Nice one Partisan