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Predict your future!
#11
Fantasy future
I'm going to shrivvel down to 4Ft, grow very big and hairy feet, make a home in a hole in the ground, put a round door on it, go slay a dragon, steel gazillions of rands, throw spectacular parties, disapear and go off to destroy an evil uber-lord by melting his wedding ring.

WhenI get back, I'll sail off on a ship to a South sea island and write a book

Shure that's never been thought of Biglaugh

Real future?

Eventually get rid of the one thing that always get's me into hot-water......My sex-drive

Hell could I do without it

Trial by error
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#12
I'm gonna die in a massive wheelchair pileup as me and the rest of the seniors rush out of a burning casino.

Mick
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#13
Wade Wrote:In 2026 my arch-nemesis, Mr. Plastic Pants, discovers my real identity and in a draconian plot to destroy the world with no hindrances (me) he decides to discredit my reputation by capturing me (I fall for the ol' free pudding in a car trunk trick), tying me up, and soiling me with his waste. He parks his car in front of a police station for the coppers to find me(for as a vigilante of justice, the authorities have it out for me, despite my effective crime control), and just before they open the trunk I manage to undo my binds with a small knife I was able to hide and then do the most heroic thing I can think of... I stab myself repeatedly in the throat, for I would rather die than be caught in such humiliating circumstances.

Unfortunately, I do not expire immediately like I had thought I would. Instead, I remain alive long enough to see the faces of six brave brothers in blue as they stare first in horror, then in disgust. Just before my life completely fades away I hear one of them say "Oh my God, it's that masked vigilante Dr. Dignity ... and he's bleeding like a stuck pig... and... holy shit, he smells like piss."

OMFG!!

I need you for a writer for my novels!!!!
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#14
The "Q" will hear of my Omnipotent exploits on Earth and show up to confront my superior kitty powers, which will result in a confrontational tournament of powers that will wipe out civilized humanity as we know it.

Low and behold, The Omnipotent Mister Tinkles not only survives the war with the "Q", Mister Tinkles BECOMES the whole of the "Q". Encompassing all of this universe and all of the other known 13 universes that exist in time and space...and becomes the one, the only, all knowing, all seeing divine entity of all things.

Damn, I better stock up on the Aleve.
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