06-25-2013, 04:49 PM
A young brunette goes to see a doctor and explains that her body hurts whenever she touches it.
"Impossible" says the doctor, "show me".
She takes her finger and pushes he elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on.
The doctor says: "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says: "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so" he says, "Your finger is broken."
"Impossible" says the doctor, "show me".
She takes her finger and pushes he elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on.
The doctor says: "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says: "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so" he says, "Your finger is broken."