Until death us do part

[trialbyerror]

Fred and Larry got married in California.

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so, they go back to Fred's mum and dad's house for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Larry are up yet. She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mum replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mum replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,

'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'
His mum says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mum replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think ... I gave him my aeroplane glue.'.........................

[LONDONER]

Too cruel methinks

[Lancier77]

you know this one ?

[Lancier77]

no ? You dont know it ? .-)

[Kiid]

I gave an involuntary splutter at this it went like this 'ha ha HA'
It was good I enjoyed it :p

[Tim18]

That was a pretty funny joke.

[MisterTinkles]

OMG...that is SO far beyond "OUCH"!!!

[trialbyerror]

There be more in the glue joke than meets the eye….

Before the grand-kids happened along, Me, my son & his fiance’ Jacky (see my photo album) where living in an apartment.

At some point I needed fix something in the lounge, with contact adhesive (Pattex) and once done, absentmindedly left the tube there.

At some point, unbeknownst to me, Jacky, put the tube of Pattex on my bedside table

Well late one night I got a little frisky, remembered that there was a tube on the bedside table (it must be lube)

Feeling round, found the tube, opened it and put some on “down under”

Very shortly thereafter I begun to realise something was wrong… Very wrong indeed... :eek: :eek:

Got up and flew into the bathroom… :eek: (again)

Well…
The mess, the bleeding mess
The burn OY….
The cutting out of little balls of glue & toilet paper
Oy....

Trial by error