07-02-2013, 10:23 AM
A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is an absurd bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife said, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."
The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is an absurd bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife said, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."