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Calling in sick
#1
OK, I'm posting this again because the last time the headline didn't make sense.



A guy calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I can't come in to work today. I'm really sick. I've got at headache, a stomach ache and my legs hurt. I can't make it in today.

The boss says, "You know, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later the guy calls again: "Boss, I did what you said and feel great. I'll be at work soon".

"By the way, you've got a really nice house."
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#2
So do we have to revisit the boss's house?
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princealbertofb Wrote:So do we have to revisit the boss's house?

Certainly not to see his wife. Maybe they have a nice, handsome son.
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#4
A good one Londoner. Smile
An eye for an eye
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