Calling in sick
Sagittarius
07-04-2013, 05:20 PM
OK, I'm posting this again because the last time the headline didn't make sense.
A guy calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I can't come in to work today. I'm really sick. I've got at headache, a stomach ache and my legs hurt. I can't make it in today.
The boss says, "You know, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later the guy calls again: "Boss, I did what you said and feel great. I'll be at work soon".
"By the way, you've got a really nice house."
A guy calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I can't come in to work today. I'm really sick. I've got at headache, a stomach ache and my legs hurt. I can't make it in today.
The boss says, "You know, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later the guy calls again: "Boss, I did what you said and feel great. I'll be at work soon".
"By the way, you've got a really nice house."
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