07-03-2013, 10:58 AM
There's nothing worse than a doctors receptionist insisting you tell her what's wrong in a room full of patients. We've all had this experience at some time.
An old guy walks into a crowded surgery & the receptionist said,"Yes sir, What are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis,"he replied.
The receptionist became irritated & said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? you asked me what was wrong & I told you," he said.
"You've obviously caused some embarresment in this room full of people," replied the receptionist."You should have said there was something wrong with your ear or something & then discussed the problem with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes & then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smuggly & asked,"Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," the old guy said.
The receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled, knowing he had taken her advice."And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it ," the old bloke replied.
The Doctors office erupted into laughter!
An old guy walks into a crowded surgery & the receptionist said,"Yes sir, What are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis,"he replied.
The receptionist became irritated & said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? you asked me what was wrong & I told you," he said.
"You've obviously caused some embarresment in this room full of people," replied the receptionist."You should have said there was something wrong with your ear or something & then discussed the problem with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes & then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smuggly & asked,"Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," the old guy said.
The receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled, knowing he had taken her advice."And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it ," the old bloke replied.
The Doctors office erupted into laughter!