Another short intellectual joke

[LONDONER]

A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.

Followed by another:

Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: “Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!

And another:

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.

[ardus]

Got all but the last one

Richard

[LONDONER]

Got all but the last one

Richard

The answer is surreal.

How about this one: Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

[partisan]

Yes ardus, surreal means sort of strange, doesnt make sense, alas fish. But londoner i dont really get the second one, although i chuckled anyway :p

[ardus]

I guess I am supposed to imagine a fish screwing in a lightbulb?

Perhaps my mind is too logical.

Richard

[LONDONER]

But londoner i dont really get the second one, although i chuckled anyway :p

Do you know who Pavlov is and why he is famous?

[partisan]

Do you know who Pavlov is and why he is famous?

I see, i thought maybe the name meant something, it rings a bell?

[MisterTinkles]

I guess I am supposed to imagine a fish screwing in a lightbulb?

Perhaps my mind is too logical.

Richard

I have a logical mind, and I got that.

You've seen modern art, right? Doesnt make sense by just looking at it from where you are, literally. So you have to stare at the object, then close your eyes to see if you can see what the artist see's. Sometimes it works, sometimes not.

These jokes are pretty much "modern art" jokes.
LOL

[MisterTinkles]

I see, i thought maybe the name meant something, it rings a bell?

Oh...now THAT was a good one!!!!

[LONDONER]

I see, i thought maybe the name meant something, it rings a bell?

So you got it in the end.