Car crash

[LONDONER]

I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

That's how the fight started.

[mbennet35]

haha I was reading some of these to my friend on Skype we kept busting out in laughter!