No doubt infinitely better than the one we got..
beetlebootlebumtrinket
Ok long story: -
Gerrald Durrel, birds beasts and other family.
When he was a little boy growing up in Corfu, built a boat to get around the rock pools, based on the materials that the early Greeks used. and built it round like a cockle.
Had this huge launching ceremony when it was completed,
The launching ceremony was a roaring success, the cockle floated...
But, As it was built for round, and he was the only sailor, each time he attempted to paddle the darn thing, it just spun round and round and didn't actually go anywhere...
Then to get the thing to actually go anywhere, with the fierce paddling and spinning, it behaved like a species of water beetle
so he called it the beetlebootlebumtrinket
Just a little funny nonsense from my aging memory valves
Story's true BTW